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Awesome Bumper Magnets →
This guy sells awesome bumper magnets on eBay. He likes to pose with them. Hilarious!
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December 2011
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“I wish I could remember the first time I met you.”
– Unknown
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“What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with...”
– Dean Ziegler “Cedar Rapids”
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Don't just fuck the Police!
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”. Don’t just fuck the police.  Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the...
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November 2011
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